Episode 14 recap - The wrath of God

Jordan and Zach congratulate themselves on their great gameplay, whilst Zach tells Jordan how the houseguests are stupid for not voting him out. You are tempting fate here, brother. God's not dead and is rallying votes to try and stay, starting with Sindy. Zach has been Sindy's number one target since going back in the house and since she knows Godfrey is one of the few people not afraid to go after him, she wants him to stay. Even if that means evicting her showmance!

Game talk is brought to a temporary standstill when Bobby and Sindy are sent into the vault for 24 hours as part of a task. Godfrey finds it frustrating that two key votes for him are locked away, making it hard to campaign. The two of them get an offer to take some money and leave the house, but neither take it. Sindy just battled her way back in so obviously she didn't, but Bobby probably should've considered it since he has no chance of winning the game. Any other episode and I probably would've been fine with him leaving.

Sarah celebrates 420 with Pilar and Kevin using fake joints. I can't believe they put this in, for a number of reasons...did we really need so much filler when there's an awesome house flip going on? Sindy also hosts a pageant, where Sarah mentions wanting cannabis again. Jordan adorably asks Sindy to be his showmance. This is not likely to change anything though.

Sindy has Sarah, Brittnee and Bruno on board, but Bobby is a harder one to convert. Mainly because he's a dumbass that still thinks the Chop Shop is alive, no matter how many times Bruno explains to him it's dead. Brittnee is the one that really gets Bobby to reconsider when she lets him know he was a potential backdoor this week.

Now to the eviction...this is gonna be a good one. Godfrey is passionate in his Zach hatred once again, whereas Jordan hams it up by sarcastically telling them to evict him. Well, the blindside is pulled off, and Jordan's face is a picture. He bolts out of the house completely stunned, eating a bagel for some reason. Arisa calls him out on some of his bad gameplay this week, and he fully admits he's an idiot in need of a reality check. He's taking it remarkably well under the circumstances, I'm glad he at least made jury.

Well! Time for a new HoH, and they're all sitting down looking to identify blurry images. Bobby gets the first question right in a complete fluke and eliminates...Sindy. Oh dear, this is not starting well. But after a legendary eviction like this, it's nice to see the game up in the air.