BBCAN4 Week 2 power rankings

Aaand I'm back again already! But a lot has changed. I didn't expect Paige's eviction, but I guess she was just too quiet. Shame, as getting out the showmance fodder this early would've actually been quite revelatory.

1. Jared - He got what he wanted this week - his cuddlebuddy staying - without even having to work that hard for it.

2. Mitch - He voted on the right side of the numbers, which tells me he's making connections and staying in the loop.

3. Joel - Sharry said she wanted Joel to go home, but that was before the vote flipped. I'm sure she'll be more pissed at other people than him.

4. Kelsey - Kelsey's boobs looked amazing in that shell bra, and it's that sex appeal that kept her around. Showmances are very powerful in this game...I'm sure there's a lot of people that will regret not taking her out when they had the chance.

5. Raul - Was in on the plan to get Paige out. Probably floating in the middle right now.

6. Christine - Loveita implied she didn't have many connections, but she had enough to be included in the vote. Her "I've been waiting 16 years to say this" line was odd....maybe she has a vendetta against Paige.

7. Ramsey - Had to knock him down a bit, since he voted on the wrong side, but I think he'll have enough time to recover.

8. Dallas - Same as Ramsey. I'm sure he'll be able to bond with the bros as well as keep pimping the ladies.

9. Philippe/Nick - Loveita gave them a reprieve this week, and they repaid her by undermining her HoH. It's a risky strategy but they kinda had to play big. Keeping the other distractions around will help them a lot...and two more have just walked in the door.

10 . Nikki - I can't believe I'm saying this, but Nikki might actually be the lower-key wildcard? I'm not sure of her capacity to play the game, but if she stays naive and adorable she could skate on by for a while.

11. Tim - He's not even in the house and he's already insulting another houseguest. That might not bode well if the others don't get his sense of humour. But his arrival is a godsend for Nick and Philippe, so expect them to lock something down. By the time he's available for nomination, he might have worked enough magic to stick around.

12. Cassandra - Has a target on her back for being annoying, as I predicted. If she's working with Jared and the brothers though, they might protect her.

13. Maddy - Nobody told her Kelsey was staying, so she's probably not gonna be a mover or shaker. She also has a big mouth, saying "that's unfair" to the wildcard twist. Welcome to Big Brother.

14. Sharry - As Loveita's right-hand woman for her failed reign of power, she might end up guilty by association. And we haven't really got a good sense of her comp skills yet.

15. Loveita - You can so easily go from the top to the bottom in this game, and that's exactly what's happened to Loveita. She has some major damage control to do, and the majority have all the excuses they need to just send her right out.