Episode 2 recap - Bye bye boobies!

Well it's the first eviction night with either Risha or Pilar going home, and it becomes clear that Risha is using her assets to try and stay in the house. She tries to seduce Kevin, but he seems pretty resistant to her charms. She also goes topless in the hot tub. Kevin is doing a good job flirting though, as he sleeps next to gay guy Johnny, who seems to think he has a shot. But Kevin's DRs make it clear that once again, Kevin is not as into it as he is.

The first step towards getting all their stuff back is to keep giant balloons held up in the air for 5 hours each. But Kevin is given the option to earn some money if he sabotages the task. He debates it back and forth before deciding to go for it, bursting the balloon with a stray earring. Seems like the deciding factor was that Canada would love it, which was a little lame. Luckily, it seems like Brittnee and Sarah are onto him, talking about how suspicious it was after the fact.

Using the numbers from the balloons, the houseguests then had to crack the code to open the safe. Johnny was appointed as the code-cracker but gave up after a million unsuccessful attempts. Zach and Jordan then manage to steal his thunder and get the vault open. All they have to do then is place all the furniture in the correct spots in the right amount of time, which they do easily.

Sindy is making up for her bad first impression pretty well by befriending Risha, who has...isolated herself from the house. Great strategy when you're on the block! She's also managed to mend fences with Pilar, so she's good with whoever stays. Zach and Jordan meanwhile come together for the first official alliance of the season. Jordan picked him especially because he possesses "all the attributes I don't have", and because nobody would expect the nerd and the jock to align. That's not as original as you think, dude.

So now we come to the eviction, and it's a big shock for the houseguests to find out Canada is voting. The two of them have to go into the vault to retrieve envelopes and it's funny to see how long it takes them to find them when they were right in front of them. Risha ends up being evicted, and Pilar is safe.. While we still haven't seen much from Pilar, I think she's adorable. Risha might have caused more drama but she was always doomed to be an early boot. But it's not over yet, as Risha will have a shot to go back into the house!

And so we sign off with the houseguests beginning their first real HoH competition, which is to keep themselves perched on a wall. We'll find out who wins next episode.